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Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol
but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises

#11 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:35am by australiaaaa

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"Today, I thought It would be funny to wake up my mom by tickling her toes. When I started tickling her, she kicked me in the face. FML"

#14 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:46am by tre_cool

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