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Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickleing my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42318) - you deserved it (4168)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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