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Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 1:21am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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You should've told her you were santa and that because she hurt your feelings, she's going on the naughty list next year.

#9 - On 12/31/2011 at 6:20am by BIGBOY4rmAHM

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Bitch went there.

#4 - On 12/31/2011 at 6:15am by IBelongToJeebus

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