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Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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It really makes me wonder why your kids would say something like that. I know they sometimes say things they don't mean because they don't know any better... But I don't know. I'm not trying to say you are a bad mother or anything, it just makes me wonder.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:11pm by allie2590

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Ah, kids say the darnedest things.

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:03pm by neonoodle

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