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Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen & paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said "Wait!! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37685) - you deserved it (5479)

On 05/10/2009 at 9:18am - kids - by thesitter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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