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Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

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Well at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

#2 - On 07/19/2011 at 10:08am by mismonroe

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where do u live that girl scouts sell candy bars?

#4 - On 07/19/2011 at 10:08am by avatar0810

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