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Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33260) - you deserved it (6761)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

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That's some awesome parenting you must have provided to wind up with a horrible little brat like that - well done!

#3 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:32pm by dyschordia

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Sounds like a good, proper spanking is in order.

#4 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:32pm by Cr4zyd4wg

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