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Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" for the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54109) - you deserved it (4863)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:54am - kids - by EmmaG123 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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#3: Debate at school yesterday, someone asked if I was pro-abortion.

I said, "Well I wouldn't say pro, but I'm pretty good with a coat hanger."

Didn't go down well.

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:20am by fgsfds

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A few weeks after I discovered that I was pregnant, I posted something on my (old) LiveJournal that sort of sounded like I was. I was not happy with it, since it was unplanned and the result of protection failling and I thought I was too young (20, and never wanting to be a parent). Some of my parents friends had found my journal and were keeping my parents in the loop as to what I said on it. My mother and step-father like to treat me as if I am 10 years old... Well anyway, they took the hour+ it took to drive to my duplex and proceeded to scream at me about (possibly) being pregnant. I was only about 3 months along then, so I denied it because they were so mad. I ended up not showing through most of the pregnancy and didn't tell them until Christmas Eve. I had the baby on Jan 8th. We haven't spoken in going on 4 years now. My son recently turned 5.

#14 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:31pm by wolfy

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