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Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" for the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42329) - you deserved it (3262)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:54am - kids - by EmmaG123 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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