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Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

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He was just leaving the shit trail so that he could find his way back. Smart kid that you have there.

#6 - On 04/08/2011 at 7:08pm by every1luvsboners

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shit happens.

#3 - On 04/08/2011 at 7:06pm by cheyAnn

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