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Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
I hope you did the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance in the ER waiting room. That woulda showed him.
idiot everyone knows your suppost to use vodka
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Friday 21 November 2014