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Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

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I hope you did the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance in the ER waiting room. That woulda showed him.

#2 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:16am by perdix

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idiot everyone knows your suppost to use vodka

#12 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:31am by truehitman2010

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