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Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

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Oh god, she likes the fat ones

#1 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:02pm by zmeilerr

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Why did you have a two year old in a hot tub and a communal one at that? They have signs at my club stating young children aren't to go in and I researched why. The temps are too high for little people who can't regulate their body temp yet. And the ick factor is unreal. They get yeast infections, UTIs, and other infections eadily from there. Eh, maybe that only applies to babies and not toddlers but better safe than sorry.

#12 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:17pm by ImaginaryFoe

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