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Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17895) - you deserved it (5022)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

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Oh god, she likes the fat ones

#1 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:02pm by zmeilerr

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Kids are brutally honest. Ah, the fun of children.

#4 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:05pm by YaLuckyGal

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