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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

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Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down.

It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

#6 - On 10/30/2010 at 10:06am by perdix

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tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

#5 - On 10/30/2010 at 10:04am by spikey818

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