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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6503) - you deserved it (34709)

On 03/21/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by retard99 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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hahaha

#1 - On 03/21/2010 at 7:06am by persianality

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fag. YDI. cuz he shulda checked and he's gotta gf. why the he'll would he watch porn. ya I know alot of people r gonna hate on this cmment but he deserved it cuz
1. he has a gf if he wanted pleasure, there's these things called questions. they work.
2. he's a perv
3. well, who the hell is dumb enough to miss the tab.
and 4. who the he'll watches porn anyway. it's old as crap and it gets annoying when u have to listen to it cuz of the poeple next to ur room. it's pretty disgusting. so again. YDI

#53 - On 03/21/2010 at 12:49pm by Cmc520

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