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Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (6140)

On 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by drew_ar85 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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wow just wow

#1 - On 03/20/2010 at 5:01pm by hpl

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lol maybe she means talking? lol

#10 - On 03/20/2010 at 5:08pm by karro

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