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Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14449) - you deserved it (70168)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

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