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Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today I forgot to put sugar in my coffee, FML.

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:06am by Aethren

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Uhm.. why did you shout that?
Besides, matzo ball soup (at least at my seder) has chicken in it, and is served in broth, so it isn't a very vegetarian option..

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:01am by ijkl0marissa

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