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Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46446) - you deserved it (7901)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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lol, now the real question is how old YOU are, haha

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:13am by genius_man16

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#4 I think the FML is that she is dating a 32 year old man who lives with his grandma

#13 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:31pm by ..kk

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