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Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML


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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Why the hell would you do that with a 9 year old in the house?

#3 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:09pm by BrookeTrueblood

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ever heard of locked doors?? or u like traumatizing your younger sister at such a young age!

#2 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:07pm by MzRabbit

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