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Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17367) - you deserved it (8685)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

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YDI for wearing spandex biking shorts.

#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:48am by mama2b3

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did she like it?

#3 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:43am by Raiden353

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