Intimacy: Why not? - FML

Why not?

By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 15:53 - France

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Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML

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Pretend

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington

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Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

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Egg mode activated

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

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Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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SCREAM!

By nah - 10/03/2022 17:00 - United States

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Today, my horror movie-obsessed girlfriend hit a new level of crazy when she asked me to dress up as Ghostface during sex. FML

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By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

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Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

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Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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Egg mode

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 02:00

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Today, my wife got turned on by the muscular girl from the movie Encanto and asked me if I'd be willing to dress as her the next time we have sex. I love my wife and I enjoy sex as much as anyone, but she must have lost her mind if she thinks I'll wear a skirt so she can pretend I'm a woman. FML

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Hard act to follow

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

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Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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Top comments

Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:27

Do it! I totally love it when my bf wears my clothes. Given, he's never worn a wig and make-up, but I wouldn't turn it down! sad thing is, he looks better in my clothes than I do...

seabass32 0

Friday 24 September 2010 22:38

lmao. i think a lot of girls have the desire to do the same or something similar with their boyfriends. i'll admit that i do. you should do it, since she asked you to i'm guessing she would find it fun and adorable. who doesn't love a guy that is willing to make a fool of himself and is able to laugh at himself to get his girlfriend to smile and spend time with her? p.s. to anybody who disagrees with me, read each word i wrote and think before you say something stupid.

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Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:27

Do it! I totally love it when my bf wears my clothes. Given, he's never worn a wig and make-up, but I wouldn't turn it down! sad thing is, he looks better in my clothes than I do...

lovely_day 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 3:55

hahahahahahahahaha

mds9986 24

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:30

Are you sure you like guys?

elfknight 0

Monday 2 March 2009 8:04

Crap, if it weirds you out give her my SN and I'll set something up with her.

Mikey83 0

Monday 2 March 2009 14:02

My GF loves it when I do. do it you pussy!

Sofa_King 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:09

Sounds HOT! I can only wish my girlfriend would want something like this... :)

prettysad0_0 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:38

why the **** would you put this on fmylife.com? like seriously, you sound like a tool. no one cares that your girlfriend wants to play a little dress-up. if you seriously are thinking "**** my life" cuz of THIS, then you have some serious issues coming up in the near future.

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:23

wtf why?

knitbitch 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:38

JUST DO IT!

linshenjie321 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:35

DUDE YOU SHOULD SO TOTALLY DO IT!

tin_cup 27

Monday 18 April 2016 17:54

I totally agree!

3daysgrace 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:22

why should he do it?

fakkumairaifu 14

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:17

1.) It'll make his girlfriend happy. 2.) He might discover he likes it. What's to lose?

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