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Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23943) - you deserved it (2996)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Me - United States

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A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?

#3 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:34am by lilbyrd43

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I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.

#4 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:38am by maskedman

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