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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4411) - you deserved it (43752)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom

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Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

#7 - On 01/23/2010 at 5:19pm by umnfresh2

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noooo i always feel obliged to sleep with every random dude who tells me im an inside AND outside beauty! how in the world could she resist? weird.

#13 - On 01/23/2010 at 5:27pm by GermanKat

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