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Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (4105)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Jaayoung23 - Sent from mobile version

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u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.

#2 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:17pm by emmmilyyy

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don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them

#4 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:25pm by Beagle96

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