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Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66620) - you deserved it (20810)

On 03/31/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.

#4 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:26pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck

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lol narcissism

#1 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:24pm by TerAki

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