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Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on craigslist.com as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59313) - you deserved it (16072)

On 03/31/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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