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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12556) - you deserved it (2064)

On 01/05/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by me (woman) - United States (Florida)

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