Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

by me / 01/05/2010 at 11:22am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • The moment was already ruined in the instant when he decided not to spit out the gum before getting intimate with you. Sorry, your BF is stupid.

    #6 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:42pm by g3rusz

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  • He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum?

    Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

    #7 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:55pm by perdix

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