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Today, my fiance and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13267) - you deserved it (2352)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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