Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML

by welted / 01/01/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • For you to be engaged must mean that you are of a certain age, have you never come across strawberries before now?

    #5 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:10am by NatzSwifey

    See in context

  • Did you atleast put some whipped cream in her mouth?

    #6 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:10am by xMrAndyTranx

    See in context