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Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20821) - you deserved it (3504)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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For you to be engaged must mean that you are of a certain age, have you never come across strawberries before now?

#5 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:10am by NatzSwifey

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Did you atleast put some whipped cream in her mouth?

#6 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:10am by xMrAndyTranx

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