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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22494) - you deserved it (45006)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

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Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:09pm by Bauer

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you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

#4 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:42pm by greenfairy

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