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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21709) - you deserved it (43866)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

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