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Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Janer88 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Didn't they reply back to you when you stepped in and asked them to stop having sex?

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:08am by Flexanimous

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WOW, #3, just WOW. Care to cut me in on that hot man on man action? xP

#4 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:09am by lady_gagas_ho

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