Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
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Go into porno. When you're taking your "Slut of the Year" award, mention how your mom inspired you.
#14 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:08am by faxe
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and then u wonder why 12 year olds are getting prego... Even though I don't think the op is that young but still...
#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:20pm by mastershane
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