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Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (3375)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

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and then u wonder why 12 year olds are getting prego... Even though I don't think the op is that young but still...

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 8:20pm by mastershane

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Go into porno. When you're taking your "Slut of the Year" award, mention how your mom inspired you.

#14 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:08am by faxe

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