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Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35038) - you deserved it (4415)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by OnlyIfYouLoveMe (woman) - United States

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