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Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML

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They say there are two things you should never discuss on a first date: politics and religion.
Nothing gets people riled up more.
Maybe next time wait awhile. I agree, this guy was a douche, but what if next time you bring up your views and piss off someone you genuinely like? If he hasn't had a chance to get to know you yet, he might not overlook your differing opinions and give it a shot.

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:21am by RyeBreadBoy

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Urgh, some men just can't cope with the idea that sometimes women are smarter than them

#8 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:21am by Senzafine89

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