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Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18150) - you deserved it (4129)

On 10/27/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by kjirut (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

#11 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:32pm by Savvysass

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Son: Why do women fake orgasm?

Father: Because they think we care.

#8 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:11pm by WonderBlunder

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