Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him
#5 - On 10/21/2009 at 4:45am by benshady
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maybe you should have taken your top off?
#3 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:59am by topramen
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