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Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (3331)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

#5 - On 10/21/2009 at 4:45am by benshady

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awesome...
maybe you should have taken your top off?

#3 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:59am by topramen

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