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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22801) - you deserved it (4343)

On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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That. Is. Awesome.

#5 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:12am by thatpianoguy612

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Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

#7 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:14am by dacho

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