Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9383) - you totally deserved it (1412)
On 09/25/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by lone_ranger (man) - United States (Texas)
LONE_RANGER? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA¬!!
#44 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:42am by youaresofucked
maybe she'd be better off with girls then.
wouldn't be surprised if she left you for another woman.
and where's my unintended ?
#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:12am by Unintended_
oh my god when I read this I laughed so hard I woke up my parents and got grounded. it was worth it.
How old is your girlfriend? 12? Jesus, it sounds like she's still pre-pubescent.
#15 - On 09/25/2009 at 11:03am by nom_nom_nom
if they are not "maintained" they are gross: big old hairy bush all over balls=gross.
nicely shaven balls=balls getting licked and sucked on by your gf.
does a guy with one ball have two strikes against him?
#23 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:23pm by magichateball
Haha.
@mistercoffee, she probably just thought yours was too small, so she didn't even want to bother with it. (:
That may be her opinion, but atleast she didn't freak out about it. So far, she seems like a keeper.
#27 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:34pm by Bloodknight
You might want to start looking for a new girlfriend.
#28 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:35pm by FoundManyLemons
okay.. balls ARE gross. there is something wrong with you or you have some sort of fetish if you like balls. so what if she admits that? that is not a FML moment.
#30 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:35pm by SAHMFMLreader
Hittler had only one testicle too! you have so much in common. do you kill Jews too??
#33 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:37pm by besad
Balls can be gross......sometimes.
If they are hairy and shit that is gross. I don't go near my boyfriend if that's the case, but if he shaves it it's a totally different story.
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR GIRL IS A STUPID WHITE BLONDE DUMB MORON! ....SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHES 12
#37 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:32pm by Yoshi181313
I'm 12 but I wud say " oooooo I wanna c!!!" and I ain't no whore either!!! I jus like wierd stuff :)
Haha I think everyone needs to lighten up... its not her fault you all have gross balls! :P
But seriously, its like her opinion, why should you all care so much? Seriously. :P
Dude when I saw this I made an account on here right away im totally in the same boat dude... April 2008 I was diagnosed with testicular cancer and had to have my right testical removed not only did i get touched by like 3 dudes and a chick who was good looking for my ultrasound and trying to think of dead puppies so I don't get hard and then she compliments me on covering myself properly and then says "We're going to be using a lot of gel" Then after my surgery I had a blood clot grow where the right one was and im steril and cant have kids. Chemo wasn't too bad but i was there every day for six hours 9 weeks straight by myself. I'm cured now thank god but dude f' our lives dude for real
#43 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:02am by TLTanker182
This reminds me of a macro I saw XD You are Bill and #54 is Tom and I'm Georg, who is trying not to laugh at you :D
#55 - On 09/30/2009 at 8:46pm by TokioPunk483
wow eww balls lol lmao! what kind of girl thinks that lol a lezbian lol duh!!!!! sucks for you!!!!!
#58 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:59pm by Lady_Slim_Shady
hahahahaha LOL.
i don't mean to pry but why do you only have one?
does that make you only half a man..?
#59 - On 10/05/2009 at 11:03am by im_a_dinosaur
my god....................that is so fucking sad!!!
your gf is a fricking idiot and needs to grow up!
#63 - On 10/18/2009 at 7:55am by silly_kate
First of All, i'm sorry you have only one testicle. Second of all your Gf needs to grow up bc guess what, those are what produce sperm so if she wants kids she better get used to it. Tell her to put 'em in her mouth till she isn't so grossed out anymore.
how is this an fml? except for the fact that he has one ball I think it's good that his girlfriend doesn't like balls. she will be more accepting in the future.
if she's a virgin then it's normal for her to think balls are gross.
kudos to you for posting this on here ;)
#68 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:19pm by minenotyours
Is'nt it funny that if for example a guy said "ew, tits are gross" he would be called gay, yet when this girl said this people are just agreeing aha.
#74 - On 02/15/2010 at 5:50am by suicidalmashmelo
