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Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14515) - you deserved it (2033)

On 09/25/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by lone_ranger (man) - United States (Texas)

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