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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (188975) - you deserved it (21108)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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that is bloody funny. Plan on how to get him back.

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:28am by CptJackSwallows

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Thats funny as F***

but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot

"I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me"

followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"

#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:34am by dsous72

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