Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)
I love how everyone assumes the roommate wasn't being serious. Maybe they did have some fun the night before.
#338 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:46am by GreenHacker
Thats funny as F***
but heres a plan next time he brings a girl back to the room wake them both up and shot
"I can't believe you went out last night got drunk and brought home another girl this is hurting our relationship and i can't be with you if you keep cheating on me"
followed by " this one doesn't look too manly what were you thinking!"
Haha! That is awesome! I love your roommate! :-D
But yeah, you'll definitely have to get him back for that. I like #10's ideas.
#13 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:38am by AlyshaDeShae
lmfao, this is effin funny :)
lawl, your roommate sounds really cool :D
i wanna meet him ;) i jk.
but, you should get him back :P :) #10 has good ideas.
ohh, and what happend next...?
#16 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:42am by 122vanessa122
OMG HE'S SO ORIGINAL
sorta but still i'd have cracked up..
its not that big a deal tho.. just tell them he's joking..
Hahhaa.... your roommate is my hero =]
But seriously, that's nothing but pure genius.
Just get back at him/her... Nothin like a prank war :)
#21 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:52am by musicislife
i absolutely love this.
have fun with that ;)
tell your roomate that we should chat sometime...
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#24 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:58am by missb1tchy
Expanding on #10...
Wait until he brings a girl back, and just casually say "No way dude, the bet's off... I only said I'd pay you if you brought back a real chubby one..."
OR
(Next morning)
"Man I feel like I spent the night in a closet... By the way, what do you want me to do with the video tape?"
That'll stir up some fun...
#25 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:01pm by Sure_Thing
I did something like that to an old roommate who annoyed me. Her parents pulled her out of college right away. It was awesome.
#27 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:04pm by everythingtold
That just made my day reading that. Your roommate is one funny SOB.
#29 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:09pm by HAHAURLIFESUX
Oh my god!
I'm in my first year of collage and rooming with 3 guys, all my brother's friends.
They are a pain in the butt. Seriously.
I feel for you.
They did something similar but in front of my mom and brother.
Ugh.
#25's ideas are amazing.
#30 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:09pm by xXPeachRoseXx
LMFAOO!!!, yes i agree with # 10
or just, when his family comes over say the same thing but make it worse like
" Thanks for last night, but you really have to work on your teqnique, I already have to deal with the size. Plus you hide us from your parents forever."
but pretend you didn't see them or something. lol
LMFAO. That's funny, but now your dad is gonna think something ;)
But at least your roommate is playful.
hahahahaha this is officially my favorite fml ever. you definitely have to tell us how you get him back =]
#34 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:20pm by thunderbrave
Fucking hilarious, your roommate is a master of pranks!
#35 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:21pm by Misanthropist
Hahhaa. your roommate definitely rocks! I don't know how your dad reacted but I would have died laughin if i were you..
#39 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:32pm by MsAmazinggggg
haha, freakin hilarious
yea, #25's ideas really are genius
but change it to, "the bet is off, i only agreed if you brought home a skinny one" (whether she is fat or not)
that way she'll be pissed that someone called her fat, and your roomate won't get any that night
#41 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:33pm by UhOhImF___ed
Hahaha best fml iv seen. Thats a real prick move by him but lmfao it sure was worth it. Sorry u got owned.
#41, the genius of my idea (I'm 25) is that a) he looks like he thinks she's fat, so you don't look like an asshole and b) she thinks he's only brought her home because he's bet money on having sex with a fat chick. Either way, he'll look like an ass on both accounts, and you come out looking squeaky clean to everyone except the room mate.
#43 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:38pm by Sure_Thing
The closet idea from 25 is awesome.
That sux for you, but thats hilarious.
#44 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:44pm by shortysmalls
next time he bring a girl over you should tell him really loud " hun i told you i would only have a three some if the girl was pretty"
oh next time he has a guy friend." you could be like" oh sweetie " (then kiss him on the cheek) and be like " i am so happy you are ready to try a three-some then look at his friend and be like wow he is so cute. you were right " cant wait then just walk away
HAHAH yeah...all bow to your roomie's awesomeness...it's totally funny...i can relato how u feel though :)
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard. Your roommate rocks =D
#51 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:03pm by favabean05
HAHAHAHHA your room mate is awesome,what would have been worst is if your dad told you he wasn't surprised,THEN,you have a real problem
Your roommate is hilarious!! I would love a roommate who was that much fun. If you're not comfortable enough with your sexuality to see the humor in this, maybe you do have things to think about. Otherwise, grow up and relax.
wtf did he do, hide in the janitor's room for hours until your dad left?
#60 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:29pm by housemaster
I don't think that is necessarily an FML. I think that is just a well timed prank. Props to him for thinking so fast and having the guts to carry it out. You need to get him back though.
#61 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:31pm by BulldogQB4
hahhahahahahahaahahahahahaah!!!!!!!! this hilarious! im glad it made it up even though its not an FML just cause its sooo funnny!!
#63 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:36pm by DanceRox9008
I would really love to know your dad's reaction to that.
Your roommate is a genius, as everyone's said. But definitely use some of #10's and #25's ideas.
haha damn that sux but it's hella funny..what happened after?
your roommate is a genius but you definitely gotta get him back...#10 & #25 were awesome
#65 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:40pm by xxhayhayxx
OH man, that is classic... My old roommate once greeted me at the front door with my new g/f naked and crying "why do you close your eyes when me make love?" needless to say, i had an awkward convo with my g/f after that. I proceeded to litter his room with porn the next time his g/f was coming down for a visit...
agree with #41, it would be funnier if he brought a girl back and you just said
"This doesn't count towards that bet mate, I said a good looking girl"
That was the greatest prank I've ever heard of and he totally sold it, great roommate.
#71 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:03pm by Anonymus101
hahahaha that's so awesome!!!
course the funny thing is when the OP actually turns out gay :P
#76 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:14pm by thatoneguyyoumet
#67 OMG thats AMAZING lol.
Seriously GET him back. If he ever brings a girl over you should walk up and wrap your arms around him and be like "It's so nice to finally meet one __insert girly nickname for your roomie___'s friends... I'm sick of him trying to keep us a secret" lol
#79 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:33pm by Saya_nee_chan
Your roommate is awesome. Hope you can think of something good for revenge!
#90 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:31pm by may_cause_fail
what i wanna know is, what'd your roommate do while locked out of your room for the day, completely naked??
#92 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:43pm by linacool15
HAHAHA that is the single GREATEST thing i have ever heard in my life. Your roommate is fucking awesome!!
Sounds like it's time to start plotting some retaliation?
Yes.
Meanwhile, I hate to encourage him and sound like everyone else in this thread, but your roommate is hysterical.
#95 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:07pm by ApplaudtheActor
Dude, I love your roommate-- don't worry you won't have any competition from me either; I'm a girl.
p.s. just kidding
#99 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:15pm by sardonicRuNt
He probably didn't leave the room naked. He probably just went into the bathroom or something or just left with his shirt off.
#100 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:20pm by BellsMaster
how would your roommate leave naked?
i dont get this at all...
and are you both guys or girls..?
#104 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:58pm by xojennnnaaaaxo
wait a guy or a girl? and they walked out the door naked?
#107 - On 03/22/2009 at 5:13pm by well_this_sucks
hahaaaaaaaaaa omg that's hysterical. i love your roommate.
#108 - On 03/22/2009 at 5:14pm by allwasgolden
thats gonna be me in college haha i loveeeee ur roommate!!!! RESPECT HIM!
#113 - On 03/22/2009 at 5:44pm by suckishfather
this is only really an FML if your dad is uber conservative.
besides that, just enjoy the fact that your roommate is hilarious. :D
#118 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:19pm by ambrosia21
this sounds like the beginning of a beautiful prank war :)
#119 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:42pm by uminuscooll
omg i wish i had a roomie that would do something that crazy
#121 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:02pm by NeonDonkeyKong
Sounds like a good excuse to start a prank war.
Your roommate sounds hilarious though =)
#122 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:08pm by abbydoll1414
lolz, now you must pour syrup on his bed sheets, then we can read his FML moment
#130 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:22pm by donfearthereaper
Haha, what a pal. I would be a little angry, probably 'cause my father would kill me. Super conservative/religious family FTW?
#131 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:27pm by Bassorandy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH!!! I EFFING LOVE YOUR ROOMMATE!!! OMG!!!! hahahahaha i cant stop laughing from the image.
thats soooo funny!!!!!!!!!1 i can just imagine it!!!!! lol, but who says uber-gay anymore.....i mean come on!!! UBER!!!!!!!!
#139 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:19pm by milkduds22
hah. My roomate did something like that, continuously, so finally I brought him to a bar and told him all of his drinks were on me. After he got really drunk and passed out my friends and I stuck him on a train to Denver with only five dollars in his pocket.
hah. Luckily he's forgiven me and no longer messes with me.
#141 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:28pm by free_soull
Hahahahahahaha. I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Your roommate is my new best friend. :)
#145 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:44pm by wat_the_eff
That's amazing! My guess would be that he proceeded to a friend's room down the hall... atleast that's what I'd do.
fucked up i bet u had fun explaining that to your dad
#148 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:02pm by permission2laugh
how hard is it to get a roommate change request at your school????
#150 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:36pm by luvable_loozer
ROFL that's freaking hillarious...
haha ur roomates gona get it..
#156 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:16am by crystalc0la
it would be way funnier if the story made sense he got naked kissed u and left? so ur telling me he walked into the hallway completely naked?
#160 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:45am by DeanAshton9
He walked out naked, into the hall, past your dad? Interesting! Hilarious and awesome roommate, btw!
hahahahahahahaha
your roomie = fekking WIN!
i hear paybacks can be a bitch though, lol....
#171 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:32am by canvasofnight
ha ha ha hilarious. dead set greatness, to sacrifice your own dignity to do someone else over.
#175 - On 03/23/2009 at 8:19am by aussieking
thats pretty funny... but i smell BS.
Your roommate managed to strip naked in the couple of seconds you had the door just a bit open, AND he had to realize it was your dad before you let him in the room? so he strips naked then "leaves" what he goes outside? He left is obvious pile of clothes, socks, shoes, belt, walet in a pile on the floor? or did he leave the dorm with all his stuff in his arms? Does he expect your dad to think, even if you were gay, that you just hang out with naked gay men at any given hour of the day?
I don't buy it, sorry, it gave me a chuckle at first though. some people are just desperate for "crazy dorm stories" i guess.
i was thinking the same thing the hole stripped naked and just left part is what raised MY eyebrow...if only there was a "possibly fake" option next to the YDI and FYL
Or, you know, it is possible that he got naaked, kissed him, then walked into the bathroom, not out of the dorm. Or like one person said, he could have walked to the showers.
It's also possible that he just stripped down to his boxers, hid his clothes under the bed, and then walked to a nearby friends dorm.
Plus, unless your really slow, it's not that hard to undress yourself really quickly lol
Oh my god, I hate all of you fucking losers so much. Except for the guy before me, who is apparently the only person who isn't a fucking retard.
Hotroddy, u nid ta chill. who cares if its BS, jst enjoy d story or not.
#178 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:58am by Jokermon
Hotroddy chill out, just enjoy the humour. Anyways, if this is true... Well, best roommate ever needless to say. :P
#179 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:10am by GamerRetribution
I'm so sorry for you, but I gotta hand it to your roommate - that was brilliant!
#180 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:21am by Stretch2643
hahaha your roommate is brilliant - great sense of humor. I bet you had fun explaining that one to your dad.
Rofl, awesome roommate,
I think if mine had done it to me, i would have been shocked the first second then grabbed his ass and told him "Just be ready for tomorrow"
That is the best story ever!!
Hahaha.
Awesome roommate.
I hope your father has a sense of humor.
#188 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:48pm by Vegansdoitbetter
If you're gay, you had that one coming. If you're not, you have my sympathies.
LMAO!
#190 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:51pm by Prisoner_24601
#176 i agree. i'm calling shenanigans on this one, but props to the hilarity.
#191 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:11pm by Genesius
This is one of the most brilliant things I have ever read. Your roomate is a genius. Shake his hand, from me : )
That is genius!!!!! You better come up with something good to get him back. Unfortunately, I don't think you can ever top him.
#198 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:47pm by Spaceball1
Next time your roomates hookin up play some barry white outside the door and be like in a very gay voice... Thanks for the night last night.
#205 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:26am by Cantexplain1234
#186, i had the same thought.
this was priceless and made my night.
hope your dad was a good sport(:
#206 - On 03/24/2009 at 1:05am by lizziebugg92
You do, of course, realize that you MUST pay him back for that in an equally hilarious way?
#210 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:06am by Pandarsenic
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
#211... His roommate pretended to be someone that he had sex with or did thing with the night before, and he thanked him in front of his dad.
#212 - On 03/24/2009 at 1:30pm by myster1ous
freak.......ure such a gay..........................hahahahhaha
#213 - On 03/24/2009 at 2:49pm by coolfizz
This is too funny. :]
I think you should do what #25 said.
#214 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:25pm by DaddySaidNo
hahaha thats hysterical, least it was just ur dad there
#215 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:00pm by fhockeychick77
hysterically funny. if this is true, your roommate is my bestfriend. if it isnt, you are. you made my fuckin' month.
#218 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:32pm by monkeyjuice
I would like your roommate's name and phone number. He sounds so much fun! Any guy with guts and wit like that makes my list of "hotties." Though, you do need to get him back, you know.......
That's hilarious if it's true but...if he had stripped naked, where the heck was he leaving to??
#225 - On 03/26/2009 at 1:49am by nuga
wowowow ajaja daz perfect ajajaja will use tht at one point of my college life.
#227 - On 03/26/2009 at 5:25pm by sneakerhead18
Today, I decided to visit my son in college since Spring Break is coming up. When I went up to the house I found out he was gay when his naked roommate kissed him in front of me. Where did I go wrong? -FML
Ahahaha, that's awesome! If you're dad can't take the joke, that sucks. But it sounds like you've got an awesome roommate!
#239 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:52pm by Common_Sense
You know, if that was fake, it's still funny. But if that was real, I can only imagine the look on your fathers face (and yours for that matter.) If it was real, what did you do to piss your roomie off?
oh wow... lol i gotta do that to my roommate AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#245 - On 04/01/2009 at 1:24pm by LindsayGray
hahahhahaha ask your roommate to be your best man. now.
#248 - On 04/03/2009 at 6:11pm by formosababie
LOL i totally love ur roomate!!!!! u should get back @ him tho :)
#250 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am by smartie447
Best roomie prank i've heard in a long time. and considering he thought and exectued all of completely spur of the moment, makes it that much better. He's a keeper :-D
#253 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:42am by harley07babe
awesome.
if i knew your room mate i'd high five him for sure
#256 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:14am by miaistheshit
OMG 'm so sorry i'm not a guy right now so i could do that to my friends too XD
#257 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:08am by mylittlecrow
haha, would love to talk to your roommate; he sounds fun. & how'd your dad take that?! my parents would have flipped and starting lecturing me on the bible and homosexuality, lmao FML
#261 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:51am by kaylaaa_
This is fake. But I wish it was real. Because if it was, his roommate would be my new best friend.
#265 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:47pm by AnnaSeptic
1st off: if you say this is fake... you're an idiot
2nd: alike many of you i will never forget this.
#267 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:12am by Why_Do_I_Do_This
this one is by far the best FML that i've seen on here XD
#271 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:38am by Dutchie2010
So, he left the dorm room while naked?
I can't believe that, sorry. : /
#275 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm by simplewhimsy
Well it could have gone like this.....
You'r dad opens then door and sees your roomates bare ass while he is trying to scramble out the window.... now THAT would be hard to explain
That is amazingly smart
Don't think i'd have the balls to do it.
Like, where would he go..naked?
#290 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:22pm by Klynchwich
for all the ppl who said ur roomie is awesome its cuz they never had a roomate... roomates like that are a pain and they are trash i feel for you ... been there done that
That is awesomely funny!!! Lol I gotta try doing that sometime....
#293 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:54pm by that_one_dude
hahahaha that's just freakin funny, your roommate is getting a lot of love from this site lol
#294 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:06am by Isotopic_alloy
dude that is hella funny if i was your dad i would laugh super hard then kill you thinking your gay
#297 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:37am by awesome_hellzyea
Idiots going "Fake" Everywhere... Good lord. They just all wanna be different.
He could have been waiting to do it to Anyone, not just OP's dad.
Your roommate wins a medal, by the way. :D
If I was you or your dad I probably would have just cracked up laughing and then had the gay or not conversation.
#303 - On 05/20/2009 at 1:00am by robrobinson
you rumate is f@cking funny
i wold have killed him but that is just me
i got alot of prenk idies but this is "off the huck"
can you get me his atugraf plz plz plz plz [plz lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
#304 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:48am by my_life_is_bad
LMFAO!!!!
That is so freaking hilariouse!!
And good luck with your dad!
#307 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:02am by Somebody52
hah thats just good stuff! i'd definatly want to be his friend.
#310 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:10am by KittenOnAcid
lol u dhoul def get him back with 10's idea!that would be epic
#316 - On 06/11/2009 at 8:12pm by glitter_kiss
='D That is so fucking funny! Man...
You need to get him back
#318 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:48am by gingermonster16
Switch rooms with someone else...But still be friends with your roommate, who knows, he might be the next Sascha Baron Cohen and be uber-rich and famous !!!
#321 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:54am by eternity4ever
Get him back! The next time he brings a girlfriend back, check her out for a few seconds and say "Ya... I don't think she can handle a threesome."
...that...
was
the
most..
awkward...
but
hilarious
thing
ever.
I Wanna Try That Sometime Lol.
#326 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:30pm by OhDoesntThatSuck
dude u have to get him back, lol, that's hilarious though
#329 - On 08/25/2009 at 7:57pm by brianjman14
I love your roomate. Send him over to my moms house and let him terrorize her. She deserves it
#332 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:42pm by iHatemylife987
LOL!! Soo funny!
I love how OP used the word "uber". :)
#336 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:39am by f_my_flip_life
Hah thats great, hope you were able to explain that to your dad
#339 - On 10/12/2009 at 9:25pm by that1awesomeguy
