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Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Oooo pimpin lol

#1 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:20am by mrda

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Wow, that's harsh. I hope him sleeping with your sister was before you two got together. But based on the FML, perhaps not.

#7 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:02am by G0DL1K3D3V1L

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