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Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

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when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:10pm by Eladar

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whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive?
FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

#9 - On 05/19/2009 at 1:37am by nuclear

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