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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (212330) - you deserved it (27340)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:05pm by Wittlestalker

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20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

#5 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:06pm by shantoyamuchluv

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