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Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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That is fuckin akward

#7 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:09pm by mohit88

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The fact your parents were able to raise you to age 19 without you ever knowing or suspecting they are swingers, means that they are good parents who do not get their personal sexual preferences get in the way of parenting or corrupting a child. Or would you rather have known they are swingers from age 10?

They raised you well, and they have the right to have some fun in their own life, the way they see fit. And now that you are an adult, you can handle knowing that. Yes, that's not the best way to find out, but they probably were waiting till you an adult to begin with, and its just an unlucky coincidence you found it out on exactly the same day.

Look at the bright side -- they are less likely to be judgmental about your own dating habits. So live and let live.

#34 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:43pm by readerandwriter

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