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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (27208)

On 07/30/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by yeahthatsme (woman) - United States (Kentucky) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

#3 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:48pm by hellobananas

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Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:28pm by Metal1209

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