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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (23730)

On 07/30/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by yeahthatsme (woman) - United States (Kentucky) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:28pm by Metal1209

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It stinks that the guys were so shallow as to turn you down because of a picture, everyone takes bad pics.

However, I think you deserve it placing an ad for sex and sending pictures of yourself to complete strangers. What did you think would happen?

I hope you'll be able to find someone in the future.

#7 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:26pm by 56578

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