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Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18634) - you deserved it (57000)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:41am - intimacy - by unlucky_number13 (woman) - United States (California)

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did you tell him you were saving it to make a blanket for winter?

#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:03am by henri

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Ew, thats really gross. Take a bath. :(

#2 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:03am by vein

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