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Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14416) - you deserved it (48903)

On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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