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Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18404) - you deserved it (66488)

On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:00pm by Yeow

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Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:01pm by Morokea

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