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Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33094) - you deserved it (3541)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

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