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Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48580) - you deserved it (5777)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

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I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

#13 - On 02/20/2009 at 8:21pm by Hara

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That's fucked up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

#7 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:09pm by Jenny_Alles

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