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Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed my arm and said 'I think that man is masturbating' and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 3:43am - intimacy - by MBG (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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The coffee was just that good?

#4 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:30am by may_cause_fail

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i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.

#2 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:29am by RyeBreadBoy

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