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Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19554) - you deserved it (72181)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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