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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 23:19 - United States - West Babylon

Today my teacher mentioned how he graded the papers of a few people in my class and that, "they couldn't be worse." Then later in class he told me that he graded my paper. This paper is 20% of our grade. FML

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