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Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML

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That question is pretty weird when it's being used in such way.

#1 - On 03/24/2014 at 5:31pm by RenoTheRhino

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I never understood why people thought it was "hot" to say that

#4 - On 03/24/2014 at 5:32pm by silvercamaro

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