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Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

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Leggings are not pants anyways.

#2 - On 03/17/2014 at 11:28am by flowerbug

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If you are a big distraction during his poker games he should use it to his advantage. And give you a percentage of the winning, obviously.

#12 - On 03/17/2014 at 11:37am by EmmaMK

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