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Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

#4 - On 11/20/2012 at 3:02am by boofgall

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Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

#2 - On 11/20/2012 at 2:58am by onlychildFTW

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