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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (1751)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Was it already glazed?

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 11:55pm by DatRealAssTruth

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You see, some guys have this thing where they want to suck their own penis. Some take yoga to be more flexible. But your brother is using a donut to get at his penis. It's like putting a twinkie in front of a fat person on a treadmill.

#6 - On 10/12/2012 at 11:59pm by NoorFML

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