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Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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This just sounds like a very humorous old lady to me. Hopefully I can still bring the jokes at that age.

#2 - On 07/27/2012 at 6:01am by KBeatz

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My grandmother LOVES blowjobs!

#3 - On 07/27/2012 at 6:01am by XKXKKXK

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