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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13269) - you deserved it (169298)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

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Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

#1 - On 05/07/2012 at 2:17am by thebeautybleeds

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U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

#3 - On 05/07/2012 at 2:17am by CaptNomNom

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